patient:doctor doctor
doctor:yes
patient:I think i am a caterpillar
doctor:don't worry you'll soon change
submitted: 1290 days ago from hannah (Age 8), australia doctor,doctor,i feel like an onion.
well,dont get in a pickel.
submitted: 1295 days ago from kiran (Age 11), united kingdom doctor doctor i have a carrot growing in my ear
doctor : how is that possible I planted
a pea in your ear.
submitted: 1300 days ago from sheena (Age 10), australia when does a doctor gets mad? when he runs out of patients!
submitted: 1300 days ago from chica (Age 12) DOCTER DOCTER CAN U HELP ME OUT
SURE HOW DID U GET IN
submitted: 1302 days ago from ZOE (Age 9), AUSTRALIA pateint:docter docter i have a carott in my ear
doc:let me see well its ok now
patient:how did you do that so quick
doc:ate it
patient: wow
doc:come again with some more food problems
patient:thank you
submitted: 1303 days ago from sheena (Age 10), australia Patient: Doctor, doctor, this ointment is making my elbow smart!
Doctor: Then maybe you should put some on your head!
submitted: 1307 days ago from Pam (Age 13), Canada ''Docter! Docter''I think I need glasses
You sure do this is a restaurant!
submitted: 1314 days ago from Monique (Age 8), Austraila Doctor Docter I think I'm a dog!!!
Sit down then
I can't!! I'm not allowed on the furniture!
submitted: 1318 days ago from Emily (Age 12), Australia Dr. I'm Sorry u wont live much longer
Pateint. How much longer have i got?
Dr. ten
Patient. Ten what? Months, weeks?
Dr.Nine, eight, seven......
submitted: 1321 days ago from ellie (Age 11), Australia Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
submitted: 1322 days ago from Vanessa (Age 11), Australia Docter docter I lost my memory When did you lose it I can't remember.
submitted: 1324 days ago from Tahlia (Age 8), australia Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!
Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute sir.
submitted: 1328 days ago from Hayley (Age 12), Australia doctor doctor i feel like a goat
how long have you felt this way?
since i was a kid
submitted: 1329 days ago from leila (Age 11), England Doctor,doctor,i feel like a curtin
Well pull your self toughter
submitted: 1339 days ago from Treise (Age 10), ireland Docter Docter! I keep thinking I'm a dog!
Sit on the couch and tell me about it.
I cant sir, my master won't let me.
submitted: 1341 days ago from Emma (Age 11), Australia Docter, Docter! I think I need glasses!
You certainly do ma'm because this is a fish and chip shop!
submitted: 1341 days ago from Emma (Age 11), Australia Doctor,Doctor I feel like a spoon.
Go sit in the corner and don't stir
submitted: 1344 days ago from Rachael (Age 11), Australia doctor doctr i keep feeling a slight pain in my eye everytime i drink a coffee
have u tried taking the spoon out?
heheheheahahahahahHEHAHEHA!!!
submitted: 1347 days ago from cASsi3 (Age 11), australia patient:doctor doctor evrybody keeps disagreeing with me
doctor:no the dont
hehehHAHAHheHAHEHa!!!!!
submitted: 1347 days ago from cassie (Age 11), australia
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